moriarty took my tardis

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royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.” 

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Legolas is Moon Moon

mugglehumour:

downtonbabby:

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.”

The final episode he just says to one planet:

“I don’t…

(Source: threelivestoiled)

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

typac:

whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?

dont worry, its just bill cosby guys.

(Source: love-i-s-evol)